Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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