'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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