I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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