Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
it's like heaven, but drunker
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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