it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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