PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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