I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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