It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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