You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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