do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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