Someone shit on the floor
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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