That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
How naked do you want me to be?
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