My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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