can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
