but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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