it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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