super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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