I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
