i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Blood and glitter go together right?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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