Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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