trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
this just has baby written all over it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I think people are normalizing furries
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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