i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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