I hate all girls vehemently.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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