She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
the liver wants what the liver wants
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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