new low.... made out with someone while peeing
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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