we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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