Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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