Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
