Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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