u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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