id be glad to
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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