i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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