yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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