the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Randomize
