sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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