white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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