Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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