Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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