just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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