i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my shit smells like andre
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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