i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap