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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I miss Bob Barker.

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  Yeah, more like Douche Carey...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.

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  True on all accounts.

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  I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.

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• (559): View more from California

  I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.

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