Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.