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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)

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  awesome babe! drinks tonight!

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  Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend

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• (510): View more from California

  you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore

  (209): View more from California

  You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.

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