I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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