I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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