carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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