I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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