i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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