We're facebook friends in real life
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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