my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
sex in a hospital.. check
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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