i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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