When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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