i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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