my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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