I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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