I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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