I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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