Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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