Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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